Comments on: Should CBS producers demand Shannon Sharpe use at least three real words per sentence?

By: Dave C

Dave C — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:40:59 +0000

He and Lou "Mush-Mouth" Holtz should have to recite the Gettysburg Address at halftime of the Super Bowl.

The first one finished, or the last one to flap his eyebrows to death, wins a 20-year sentence in the electric chair.

The loser has to sit in a locked room with a methed-up Sasha Boren Cohen and a pissed-off, baseball-bat wielding Joe Pesci for the rest of his life.
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By: Nighthawk

Nighthawk — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:26:59 +0000

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/cbs_producers_ask_shannon

I found this to be quite a funny article.
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By: scott-irish

scott-irish — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 12:48:59 +0000

Whatever happened to his brother Sterling ? Sterling was way way better .
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By: James H

James H — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 12:14:59 +0000

I live in GA.
You may not believe this but his Cousin/Nephew(not sure exactly been awhile)was my 6th-7th grade Gym teacher, along with two other coaches. But to get to the point, Coach Sharpe talked EXACTLY like Shannon. I guess it runs in the family, not sure but it’s hard to pass a class where your coach speaks a different language.
The coach’s wife was my fifth grade teacher, luckily she didn’t adapt to their lingo.
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By: b m

b m — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 12:08:59 +0000

Should Y!A users demand that you think of actual questions rather than just cut-and-pasting Onion headlines?
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By: GO NC STATE

GO NC STATE — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 11:23:59 +0000

Hum they probably should.
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By: jinglehimer36

jinglehimer36 — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 11:17:59 +0000

Definitely not. They should demand he wear more crushed velvet suits, that purple thing he had on Saturday night was crazy.
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By: PearApple

PearApple — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 11:11:59 +0000

LOL
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By: Dracula

Dracula — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 10:27:59 +0000

Yeah his syntax is kinda bad.,even worse then when i come home after a night out of drinking debauchery & start answering questions on here. Shannon Sharpe also always predicts the games wrong. he said the Jets were gonna get beat handily by the Chargers then after the game he was puckering up & kissing their behinds.. He must have a bonus clause in his contract..the least words speaks the more $ he gets.
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By: Ward Cleaver

Ward Cleaver — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 10:10:59 +0000

They should demand that he doesn't wear suits made from the same material as auditorium curtains.
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