The Onion’s pretty funny. I think they should moderate his wardrobe choices actually, he could put an eye out on any given Sunday. References : Hail to the Redskins/Let’s go Caps/Go Wizards.
They really should. I have a good feeling which ones he’ll choose:
"Who, Dat, Saints"
Oh, you’re right Kool Aid. The Thaints. He’d rather play for the Thaints than the Theahawks, Thteelers, or Thexans. References :
Yeah his syntax is kinda bad.,even worse then when i come home after a night out of drinking debauchery & start answering questions on here. Shannon Sharpe also always predicts the games wrong. he said the Jets were gonna get beat handily by the Chargers then after the game he was puckering up & kissing their behinds..
He must have a bonus clause in his contract..the least words speaks the more $ he gets. References :
Definitely not. They should demand he wear more crushed velvet suits, that purple thing he had on Saturday night was crazy. References : http://coolblaster.blogspot.com/
I live in GA.
You may not believe this but his Cousin/Nephew(not sure exactly been awhile)was my 6th-7th grade Gym teacher, along with two other coaches. But to get to the point, Coach Sharpe talked EXACTLY like Shannon. I guess it runs in the family, not sure but it’s hard to pass a class where your coach speaks a different language.
The coach’s wife was my fifth grade teacher, luckily she didn’t adapt to their lingo. References :
He and Lou "Mush-Mouth" Holtz should have to recite the Gettysburg Address at halftime of the Super Bowl.
The first one finished, or the last one to flap his eyebrows to death, wins a 20-year sentence in the electric chair.
The loser has to sit in a locked room with a methed-up Sasha Boren Cohen and a pissed-off, baseball-bat wielding Joe Pesci for the rest of his life. References :
January 24th, 2010 at 3:03 am
nope, nope, and nope! at least he is better than deion sanders.
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January 24th, 2010 at 3:27 am
I think they thould keep him jthust for a little bit. If he ifs not good then they can juft fire him.
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Keep Thannon Tharpe!!!
Norry its…"Who dat, Thaints"!
January 24th, 2010 at 4:05 am
The Onion’s pretty funny. I think they should moderate his wardrobe choices actually, he could put an eye out on any given Sunday.
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Hail to the Redskins/Let’s go Caps/Go Wizards.
January 24th, 2010 at 4:22 am
They really should. I have a good feeling which ones he’ll choose:
"Who, Dat, Saints"
Oh, you’re right Kool Aid. The Thaints. He’d rather play for the Thaints than the Theahawks, Thteelers, or Thexans.
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January 24th, 2010 at 4:50 am
That be fantabulocious!
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Shannon Sharpe
January 24th, 2010 at 5:10 am
They should demand that he doesn’t wear suits made from the same material as auditorium curtains.
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January 24th, 2010 at 5:27 am
Yeah his syntax is kinda bad.,even worse then when i come home after a night out of drinking debauchery & start answering questions on here. Shannon Sharpe also always predicts the games wrong. he said the Jets were gonna get beat handily by the Chargers then after the game he was puckering up & kissing their behinds..
He must have a bonus clause in his contract..the least words speaks the more $ he gets.
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January 24th, 2010 at 6:11 am
LOL
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January 24th, 2010 at 6:17 am
Definitely not. They should demand he wear more crushed velvet suits, that purple thing he had on Saturday night was crazy.
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http://coolblaster.blogspot.com/
January 24th, 2010 at 6:23 am
Hum they probably should.
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January 24th, 2010 at 7:08 am
Should Y!A users demand that you think of actual questions rather than just cut-and-pasting Onion headlines?
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January 24th, 2010 at 7:14 am
I live in GA.
You may not believe this but his Cousin/Nephew(not sure exactly been awhile)was my 6th-7th grade Gym teacher, along with two other coaches. But to get to the point, Coach Sharpe talked EXACTLY like Shannon. I guess it runs in the family, not sure but it’s hard to pass a class where your coach speaks a different language.
The coach’s wife was my fifth grade teacher, luckily she didn’t adapt to their lingo.
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January 24th, 2010 at 7:48 am
Whatever happened to his brother Sterling ? Sterling was way way better .
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January 24th, 2010 at 8:26 am
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/cbs_producers_ask_shannon
I found this to be quite a funny article.
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January 24th, 2010 at 8:40 am
He and Lou "Mush-Mouth" Holtz should have to recite the Gettysburg Address at halftime of the Super Bowl.
The first one finished, or the last one to flap his eyebrows to death, wins a 20-year sentence in the electric chair.
The loser has to sit in a locked room with a methed-up Sasha Boren Cohen and a pissed-off, baseball-bat wielding Joe Pesci for the rest of his life.
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